Gift Card: Half a F*cking Hundred

Hitting the big 5-0? Time to celebrate (or panic)! This hilarious milestone birthday card says it like it is—Half a F*cking Hundred, complete with five bold yellow stars for that top-tier aging experience. Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who can take a joke!

Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Blunt & Funny – Because 50 deserves a little extra attitude.
✔ Bold Design – Clean, simple print with five yellow stars for that "highly rated" effect.
✔ Ready to Gift – Comes with a classy brown envelope.
✔ Blank Inside – Plenty of space for a heartfelt message… or more roasts.

Perfect For:

✔ 50th Birthdays – Because half a century should come with laughs!
✔ Gag Gifts & Funny Surprises – Pair it with a humorous present for extra fun.
✔ Anyone Who Can Laugh at Aging – The best way to embrace the big 5-0.

Make their 50th birthday unforgettable with this Half a F*cking Hundred card—because turning 50 is a five-star experience (whether they like it or not)!